Like, seriously.

It's hot. Like sweating and wishing I was standing in the freezer aisle at the grocery hot. What the hell is going on? Where the hell do I live? Did we fall in to some third level of hell? Is this the apocolypse? I went to Target tonight to try and buy some fans, but due to the ridonky donk heat, they were completely sold out. Not discouraged, I proceeded with my trusty roommate to Home Depot where we picked up 3 fans. This dude laughed at us. Like he doesn't have fans and/or air conditioning at home. Dick. This better let up soon, or I will have to go crazy on that ball of fire in the sky that causes these problems. Damn. I'm hot.