What's that? A new blog?

Last night I had a party at my house. It was supposed to be for my friend Jenna's birthday, but she currently has the bubonic plague and had to go into hiding at her parent's house. We had a screamin good time. I was totally drunk and acted a fool. But not so drunk that I didn't make enough fajitas to feed an army. BUT....no army showed up. So to all of my friends (you know who you are) that did not show up, you are all dead to me. To my friends that did show up? Titties.