Sunday, November 4, 2007
The law of "top friends"
I didn't know it was such a big deal what order your "top friends" on myspace were in. I thought it was more like you really like those people, so you want to see their faces when you check your myspace, which is so fucking Dennis anyways. But apparently, what I did not know was on the myspace popularity contest, if you get moved too low in your friends' top friends, you are a loser. This is the word on the street. Therefore, I am going to have a rotating #1 friend, and it will change as often as my moods do. I will let you know when you will get your chance of being my #1. I might even let you take me out for a beer for the opportunity. Applications are now being accepted.
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i require at least 4 days to prepare a proper response. please allot me until friday. thank you.
What are the reasons
I should be number one?
They are quite a few,
but listen until I'm done.
First of all, I'm blood.
I'm your little Katie-did.
I'm the baby of the family,
and the cutest of the kids.
Second is because I'm always there,
even when we always fight.
Not to mention of course,
your phone call every night.
Next is because Denny is lame.
He missed your anniversary,
so he doesn't deserve the honor,
which I'm sure others agree.
Finally, it's because I'm cute,
you know you want me number one.
I've already had the spot for ages,
what change what's already done?
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